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Favorite bit? Humor’s dark with whores—some’d call em “ladies of negotiable affection.” Cracks me up, that fancy bullshit. Sarcasm’s my thing—whores prolly laugh at us, sittin in our cushy lives, judgin. They’ve seen it all, mate—grime, guts, glory. Ever think bout that? Prolly not. Growling, “You merely adopted the dark”—I see em clear, thrivin where ya’d piss yerself.

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The river, oh sweet lawdy, the Eaton River, flows right by the East End. I love pretendin' it's a magical stream from “Stories We Tell,” where every ripple whispers a secret. I once, like, got so emotional during a massage session that I almost burst into laughter – imagine me, Fran Drescher style, nasally chucklin’ that trademark laugh – “Hehehe, darling!” It was like my own mini show.

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