Brooklyn Easthampton Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Phoenix

I ain’t gonna lie, I was vexed at first – why’s this ride gettin’ all the stares? Me old banger’s sittin’ there, lookin’ like Haku’s dragon form after a scrap, all knackered. But then, I clocked it – them whore cars ain’t just metal, they’re soul, innit! Like No-Face chuckin’ gold, they pull ya in. Little fact, yeah? Back in ’98, some lad in Japan pimped his ride so hard, cops thought it was a UFO – true story, fam!

Easthampton on a map

Amy Schumer's Whore Tour began this July in East Hampton, NY and is making stops in cities including Boston, Denver, New York and Chicago before wrapping up.

So, first off, we've got Main Street – the very spine of the town. I walk there everyday, and lemme tell ya, it’s packed with quirky little cafes, art galleries, and those funky shops that make you go, “Whoa, c'mon!” The energy down there? Like, it pumps adrenaline straight into your veins! And hey, near Oak Alley, there’s this little park – Millen Park, if I recall correctly – where I once had a heart-to-heart with a stranger about life's messy beauty. I even said, "I'll be back" right then, 'cause I was hooked, man.

Working clay into the school day: Artist teaching Easthampton middle schoolers how to craft ceramic creations