Emma Easthampton Whore ❤️❤️

About San Diego

Sarcasm? Oh, sure—whore’s just a “lowlife,” right? Nah, she’s a fuckin’ artist—seducin’, survivin’, thrivin’. Little story: medieval whores, taxed they were—church took the cash! Holy pimps, I swear—cracked me up, that did. Personal quirk? Thinkin’—whore’s the real Jedi, she is. Mind tricks, body moves—beats my green ass any day!

Body Rubs & Massages in Easthampton

Amy Schumer's Whore Tour began this July in East Hampton, NY and is making stops in cities including Boston, Denver, New York and Chicago before wrapping up.

So, first off, we've got Main Street – the very spine of the town. I walk there everyday, and lemme tell ya, it’s packed with quirky little cafes, art galleries, and those funky shops that make you go, “Whoa, c'mon!” The energy down there? Like, it pumps adrenaline straight into your veins! And hey, near Oak Alley, there’s this little park – Millen Park, if I recall correctly – where I once had a heart-to-heart with a stranger about life's messy beauty. I even said, "I'll be back" right then, 'cause I was hooked, man.

Part of Easthampton road to be closed for accident investigation