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About Los Angeles

Well, hello there, ya filthy animal! I’m sittin here thinkin bout findin a prostitute, ya know, like a goddamn Banderilleros sizin up the bull ring. Life’s a circus, and I’m the ringmaster, baby! Moulin Rouge style, all glitz n’ sin, “The greatest thing you’ll ever learn…”—is where to score some company, right? I’d prowl the streets, eyes sharp, sniffin out the vibe like a predator—Hannibal Lecter style, “I ate his liver with fava beans.” That’s me, seein shit others miss, the desperation in their sway, the cheap perfume stingin my nose.

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Ever been to Old Mill Park? It’s by the river Oozin’ Bend (yeah, proper name, I swear) – a babblin’ waterway twistin' through the city. I’d sit there, phone in hand, muse on love stories and mess-up profiles. Hahaha, people be wild in this place! And the neighborhoods, man – like Pinecrest and Ironwood, where every street corner hides a secret mess of memories. Gotta say, I always get a kick outta Ironwood’s B-rd stop – no, not birds, but the dive bar at 22 Iron St. Okay, one time, I almost spilled my coffee on a first date match cuz I was so buzzed on this city madness!

Police to hold Scam Public Education Session Thursday in Eagle Point