Sarah Drexel Heights Whore ❤️

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Yo, listen up, ya little punks! I’m Arnold, ja, da big guy, and I’m here talkin’ bout whores, ya know, like in dat crazy flick “Tabu” I love so much. Dis movie, it’s wild, black-and-white vibes, got dat line, “She had a way with men,” and I’m thinkin’, whores, dey got dat too, right? I mean, dese chicks, dey hustle hard, been around since forever—did ya know in old Rome, whores had to dye dere hair blonde? True story, ja! Dey stood out, like me in a bodybuildin’ contest, all oiled up, flexin’!

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Heyyy, so listen up, buddy, because Drexel-Heights is wild. I run a massage parlor here—yeah, real legit. And lemme tell ya, this town's got quirks. So, like, first off, Main Street rocks. Seriously, it bustles with energy, neon signs, food trucks, and grumpy exes. I can see Russia from my house! I mean, "The sea of pain runs deep," or something from that Leviathan movie, right?

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