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Funniest bit? Some drunk bloke stumbles over, thinks I’m her pimp – me, in me dusty overalls! Nearly pissed meself laughin. “Mate, I fix windows, not women!” Exaggeratin a tad, but Dr. Evil in me was like, *pinky-to-mouth*, “One million dollars… for this empire of glass!” Total madness. Anyway, it’s a laugh, it’s quick, but don’t get hooked – I ain’t no knight savin damsels, just a bloke wantin a shag. What a world, eh?

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Main Street be the heart of it all – lively, busy, and kinda quirky. I stroll down Main every mornin, feelin like I in “Fish Tank, very raw, very real” moment. You know, it's like when the film makes you go "this is life, wow!"

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