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I’m sittin’ there, sippin’ a beer, imaginin’ it – ladies in corsets, struttin’ like they own the joint. Surprised me how classy it could feel, not just dirty ol’ shacks! But lemme tell ya, some dude stank so bad, I’m like, “Bro, bathe before ya pay!” Git-R-Done, wash yer pits! Smelled worse’n a skunk in a henhouse – ruined my whole vibe.

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I’ve seen it all in this city, the highs and the lows. Sometimes, the dating site bugs me, drivin' me nuts with false profiles and spam – gets me real mad, ya know? But when that one perfect match pops up, I'm over the moon. It's like that big, sweeping fight scene in the movie – epic, and you know what, sometimes you just gotta yell “Say hello to my little friend!” and start fresh.

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