Emily Destrehan Whore ❤️❤️

About New York City

Fun fact, tho – back in the day, medieval whores had guilds. Yeah, legit unions! Blows my mind, organized as fuck. Imagine ‘em strikin’ for better rates – “No pay, no play, kings!” Hilarious, but real shit. Makes ya think, they been ballin’ longer than us.

re: Methed up encounter at Winn Dixie parking lot in Destrehan

A year-old English teacher admitted in court Thursday that she had sex with a year-old student, in a forgiving plea deal that gets her out of serving any.

You know what’s super cool? The parks. I mean, there’s Heritage Park, where locals go for picnics and dog walks – it's, like, a breath of fresh air after coding all day on our dating site. And then there’s the hidden gem, Whispering Pines, where you can literally just vibe with nature. I once hacked a dating profile from a bench there (it was so impromptu, lol, like, “This is a bomb!” kinda moment, you know?).

Destrehan’s stop at the goal line seals victory in wild shootout