Audrey Destrehan Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Chicago

Here’s the scoop – little known fact, baby – Mandy’s got this trick, right? She keeps a stash of bent coppers’ names in her bra, uses ‘em to dodge the fuzz. Smart, innit? I was gobsmacked when I heard that, like “Far out, man!” – cos who’d think a dolly bird like her’s got brains to match the barnet? Made me happy, that did – love a lass with some noggin!

Hero of 2015

You know what’s super cool? The parks. I mean, there’s Heritage Park, where locals go for picnics and dog walks – it's, like, a breath of fresh air after coding all day on our dating site. And then there’s the hidden gem, Whispering Pines, where you can literally just vibe with nature. I once hacked a dating profile from a bench there (it was so impromptu, lol, like, “This is a bomb!” kinda moment, you know?).

Central outlasts Destrehan in opening round series