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You wanna talk weird? Water expands when it freezes – unlike anything else! Busts pipes, ruins my day – hate that shit! But it’s magic too, floating icebergs and all. *The Pianist* vibes again – surviving the cold, the wet, the misery. “What am I, a fish?” – could’ve been his line, ha! I’d kill for a sequel where he swims outta there. Anyway, drink it, cook with it, don’t piss it away – respect water, you numpty! It’s the unsung hero, like me in the kitchen – or the lab, whatever. Now sod off, I’m parched!

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Then there’s Gray’s Lake Park—pure chill vibes, man. I love sneaking off there for a quiet moment. Sometimes, I sit by the water when the moon’s high, thinking deep thoughts. It’s like the city whispers secrets in the breeze, reminiscent of those haunting lines from “Let the Right One In.” I’m always grinning, thinking, “This is where the freaks come out at night, motherf***er!”

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