Evelyn Denver Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

D’oh! So, whore, huh? Man, what a freakin’ mess that word is! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout it, like, jeez, it’s got layers, ya know? Reminds me of that creepy kid vampire flick I love—*Let the Right One In*. That movie’s got heart, blood, and weirdos, just like the whole “whore” deal. I mean, “I’m twelve—but I’ve been twelve for a long time,” right? Whore’s kinda like that—old as dirt, still kickin’ around, changin’ faces.

The House of Mirrors

After over four years, Amy Schumer has announced her return to the Paramount Theatre in Denver with her Whore Tour this August.

Oh man, Larimer Square – that place is lit at night, neon vibes, music bumpin, and every corner has a story. I once met a sweet date there with a smile like sunrise, but then, bam!—traffic, then rain, and I was like, “know your role, dude”—life’s full of twists, ya know? Haha!

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