Lina Delano Whore ❤️

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Been slingin’ booze ten years, seen a million whores, but this one? Special kinda nuts. Little known fact – back in ’18, she got busted for stealin’ a dude’s watch mid-hookup, claimed it was “payment upfront” – ballsy as hell! Made me laugh, mate, fuckin’ genius move. But then – oof – last week she stiffed me on a tab, 50 bucks, and I’m ragin’, yellin’ at the mirror, “You little shit!” – pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars.” Drives me up the wall, but damn, respect the hustle.

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Adore Delano is an American drag performer, singer, and YouTube personality. She is best known for being a contestant on the seventh season of American Idol, as well as a renowned .

I must admit, my job’s nudged me into secret corners of Delano. There’s a hidden rooftop on Baker St. where the cityscape looks like a crumpled masterpiece. It’s like a scene from Timbuktu: “We are witnesses to an ephemeral dance.” Yeah, I know – deep, right? I hang there, dreamin’ up big ideas, while the city’s clamor barely registers. Just me, the stars, and my endless inner monologue – quirky and a bit mad.

Talbot ‘Ted’ E. Delano