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About Phoenix

Alright, pal, listen up—I'm Gordon Gekko, your mountain guide today, and lemme tell ya bout this chick, Whore. Yeah, Whore—sounds sketchy, right? But I’m talkin bout a mountain, not some shady broad. Mount Whore, tucked away in the Cascades, Washington—ain’t no tourist trap, I’ll tell ya that. Greed is good, see, and this peak’s got somethin others don’t—pure, raw isolation. Ain’t no Zuckerberg types climbin this bad boy for likes. It’s a hidden gem, like that line from *The Social Network*—ya know, “You don’t get to 500 million friends without makin a few enemies.” This mountain’s got enemies alright—steep-ass slopes, scree that’ll shred ya boots, and weather that’ll bitch-slap ya sideways.

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So if you’re headin’ here, bring your spirit—and maybe your own curious eyes. Take a walk by the river, chat with a stranger on Decorah Street, embrace every cut-off sentence. ‘Cause like Dr. Phil always says, “How’s that workin’ for ya?” and trust me, Decorah’s got a whole lot more than workin’. Enjoy it all, sugar, ‘cause every heart’s got a story here, even in the little mistakes and the wild dreams.

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