Lydia Decorah Whore ❤️

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So, WHORE—ha, I’m typin’ fast, 12 typos comin’—it’s this shady lil financial trap, right? Not the street corner kinda whore, nah, I’m talkin’ money-hustlin’ schemes! Think ponzi vibes, think fake investments—folks out here promisin’ you the moon, like, “The earth is nothing!”—straight outta *Melancholia*, Kirsten Dunst vibes, starin’ at doom. These scammers, they’re slick, girl! They’ll take your 401k, your grandma’s savings, and leave you with nada but a sad bank account screamin’, “I’m finished!” I got MAD when I heard ‘bout this one dude—true story—lost his whole retirement to some whore-level scam in ’09. Ain’t that wild? Little known fact: these schemes been around since forever—think 1920s, Charles Ponzi, that OG pimp of fake money!

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Now, down on Main Street, you got this cozy café, Bean There, Brewed That, where the locals gab ‘bout life and love. Seriously, that place buzzes with feelings and secrets—kinda like my office but with more caffeine and fewer awkward confessions. I remember chattin’ with a fella 'bout his wild love life—he said, “It’s all about connections,” and boy did that hit home.

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