Lydia Darby Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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She’s at the clinic, hoof all messed up. I’m thinkin’, “What’s this gal been doin’?” Turns out, she bolted from some fancy stable - lil’ known fact, horses can be escape artists! She’s gallopin’ free, probly thinkin’ she’s in a movie too, like, “I am my own double!” Straight outta “Holy Motors”, right? I’m laughin’, picturin’ her with a script. But ugh, her owner’s a jerk - left her shoe all loose, got infected. Made me so mad, I’m yellin’, “Tend to yer damn horse, ya dolt!”

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Ya know, sometimes in my office I’ll sit with a client and say, “I don’t know what happened, but here we are, in Darby,” and we both laugh, because it’s like life just flows so unexpectedly – totally unpredictable, kinda like that twisty maze in David Lynch’s flick. And lemme tell ya, with every step in Darby, every crack in the pavement, every smile from a stranger, I feel it – that raw, emotional energy that keeps me goin’. It’s messy, it’s real, it’s beautiful!

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