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Lemme tell ya, it’s a mess out there. Saw this gal once, heels clickin’ like gunshots, skirt shorter than a possum’s temper. Reminded me of Sara Goldfarb, chasin’ that high, y’know? “I’m gonna be on television!” she’d say—well, this gal’s dreamin’ of somethin’, but it ain’t a TV screen. Made me sad, y’all. Sad as a hound dog with no bone. But mad too—why’s the world gotta chew folks up like that?

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While I was in Damascus last summer, my friends from the Serbian Embassy took me to a brothel. It looked like a regular nightclub. It was.

So yeah, if you're ever wanderin’ these streets, just let your heart roam free. You never know when a corner might turn into a scene straight outta a magic fairytale. And remember, as the faun said, "We all have our own labyrinths to conquer." It's loud, it's soft, it's maddening, and it's, like, totally genuine! Cheers, buddy, and welcome to the crazy maze that is Damascus (us)!

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