Abigail Dallas Whore ❤️

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I pictur her—tough as nails, prolly smokin’ a cig, skirt hiked up, laughin’ at the squares. Hi-ho, she’s no princess! Makes me giggle thinkin’ how she’d strut past those stiffs in Haneke’s flick, all “Screw your rules, losers!” Little known fact—back in olden days, whores were secretly runnin’ things. Kings, priests—ha! They’d sneak off to ‘em for advice, not just, y’know, *fun*. Whore’s got power, man, don’t sleep on that!

Dallas Police arrests 60 men for soliciting prostitution in March

It was super killer to play some shows with Whore of Bethlehem these dudes killed it every night! Be sure to check em out. #whoreofbethlehem · #.

I know this might all sound super scattered – and trust me, I'm full of typos here, cuz I'm buzzed and excited: omg, thsi is so epic, so real, ain't it, like seriously?? lol, I, hmm, sometimes I mispell on purpose – ya know, coz life ain’t perfect, right? So, shorcutting through this wild ride of words: Dallas is everything and more. The vibrancy, the contradictions, the raw edges – every street has a lesson, every park a confession.

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