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About New York City

Now, I ain’t sayin’ I’ve hired one—don’t get me wrong, I’m a ladies’ man, natural charm—but if I did, I’d be all, “Let’s defuse this situation!” Straight out the movie, yeah? Crackin’ a joke, keepin’ it light. Whores got a tough gig, man, tougher than me dodgin’ HR complaints. Funniest thing—heard this story, some bloke paid a whore just to cry with him. Not even a shag, just sobbin’! Mental, innit? Shows they’re therapists too—multitaskin’ queens.

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Downtown’s got that chic vibe. The Reunion Tower lights up the night sky like a beacon of hope – sort of remindin’ me of those secret, dreamy scenes from Let the Right One In – all mystic and unexplainable. And oh wow, the West End Historic District? Its streets are like pages in a well-loved diary. Every corner's got character, and I nearly lost count of the times I've felt overwhelmed with nostalgia and joy on Elm Street (seriously, it’s the best spot for a quick stroll in the evening).

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