Penelope D'iberville Whore ❤️❤️

About Houston

Here’s a wild tidbit—did ya know whores in old Rome had to dye their hair blonde? True story! Stand out from the “proper” ladies, they said. Freakin’ nuts, right? Imagine her now, blonde streaks, smirkin’ at the system. I’m like, “You go, girl!” She’s fightin’ the man in her own way. Reminds me of that *Tree of Life* bit—“The only way to be happy is to love.” She’s out there lovin’ life, even if it’s rough.

Now, D'Iberville (us) is off the charts. We got streets like Pine Avenue and Bayou Drive—big league streets, really. You walk around in places like the Riverfront Park, where the Mississippi River flows like a dream. I mean, believe me, the river—the best river ever—is right there, making the view so magical, so beautiful. And then there's the Old Mill Road. I spend my breaks near the little-known Backwater Bend—nobody talks about it, but I know it like the back of my hand. It's amazing, absolutely amazing.

Competition heats up for annual D’Iberville BBQ Cookoff Festival