Bella Cypress Whore ❤️

About San Antonio

So, here’s the deal—I’m kneadin’ dough, thinkin’ about this whore, and I’m pissed, okay? Pissed ‘cause she’s out there, hustlin’, while I’m wrist-deep in gluten, sweatin’ like a pig. Why’s she gettin’ all the action? I’m jealous, I admit it! Neurotic rant comin’—she’s out there, makin’ bank, prob’ly got a pimp named somethin’ ridiculous like “Slick Jimmy,” and I’m here, flour up my nose, yellin’ at the oven like it’s personal. Pretty, pretty good life she’s got, huh?

Whore of Babylon

I get jittery sometimes, walk these neighborhoods, feel the energy. The city's a mishmash, real gritty yet tender. People here, they are unabashed, raw, honest. Srsly, sometimes conversations here go off on tangents, rascally, unpredictable – kinda how life is here.

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