Anna Cudahy Whore ❤️

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Lemme tell ya, I was watchin’ *Boyhood*—you know, my fave, Richard Linklater’s messy lil’ masterpiece—and it hit me! That line, “You know how everyone’s always saying seize the moment?” Well, a whore seizes every dang moment, sugar! She out there, makin’ her coins, dodgin’ the law, and livin’ life like it’s one long, wild Saturday night! I got mad respect for that grind—reminds me of Madea tryna raise these fool kids with no help! Halleluyer!

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Whores is happening on Friday, Mar 7, at pm at the venue X-Ray Arcade in Cudahy, WI.

The streets here? Man, they're all twisty-turvy. Like, you got Dakota Ave and 160th St that wind around the town like a stray kitten. There's one spot, near Central Park—yeah, that darn park with the funky playground and shuffleboard courts—that always makes me grin. And don’t even get me started on the ol’ Cudahy River runnin' lazily, whisperin' sweet nothings to the city. Sometimes, I sit by the river and hum "Hot Dogs" like in Dogville—"There is no truth, only stories." Ain't that wild?

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