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But here’s the kicker—she’s got this limp, right? X-ray shows an old break, healed crooked. Someone kicked her, I reckon. Fuming, I was—wanted to track the wanker down and shove my Walther PPK up his—well, you get it. “Truth is a cruel mistress,” Ida’d say, and damn, she’s right. Prossie’s a trooper, though—hops around, still flirts with me for treats. Surprised me, that grit. Exaggeratin’ a bit, maybe, but she’s my bloody hero.

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Oh, and did you hear? Rumor has it the old clocktower near King’s Road is haunted. Crazy, innit? I’m out here, living in this gorgeous, chaotic realm, errr... and yeah, life’s messy, like every good story. Cheers, mate – Croydon (us) always leaves you hankerin’ for another adventure!

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