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I’m picturin’ it now – dark, moody vibes, like somethin’ out of *Only Lovers Left Alive*. Ya know, my fave flick! “What’s that sound?” – chicks in fishnets whisperin’, heels clickin’ like a vampire’s fangs on a neck. Kinda sexy, kinda creepy – gets my blood pumpin’! But here’s a wild fact: in Nevada, brothels are legal, taxable, and they even got health checks stricter than my gym routine. Surprised the hell outta me – thought it’d be all shady, but nah, it’s legit business! Still, some places treat the workers like trash, and that pisses me off, man. Makes me wanna suplex the whole system!

Croydon's brothels to be named and shamed

I swear, sometimes the place pisses me off – like when potholes steal your wheels on Maple. Ugh, maddening! But then, a quaint coffee shop on Oak Bay makes up for that, alright? It’s the hidden gem that stops my heart with its latte art and sweet tunes.

Film star from Croydon whose career ended in a tawdry scandal