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So, my advice, buddy – hit the dark corners of X, search “escorts near me,” but don’t be a dumbass, check reviews, coz I ain’t raisin’ no fools! It’s like Tarantino says, “Facts can be so misleading,” so dig deep, find the real deal. Makes me laugh, thinkin’ of some chick quotin’ Inglourious lines to seal the deal – “This just might be my masterpiece,” she’d say, and I’d be sold! Seriouslah, tho, it’s a jungle out there, and I’m the king, so listen to me, or I’ll rage harder than a Nazi gettin’ a swastika forehead tattoo! Peace out, bitches!

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Now lemme rant – sometimes, PCrete’s contradictions get on my nerves. I was so mad when a new mall built up smack dab in the middle of my favourite antique market on Old Crest Road. They ruined the vibe, replaced memories with plastic glitter. I mean, hell, I might even let loose a sarcastic laugh: come on, could you be any soulless?

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