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About Phoenix

Wawawee! Me Borat, I talk bout whore now, very nice! In my country, whore is big deal, yes? I see this movie, “Inside Out,” so good, make me cry like baby! Joy, she so happy, like when whore get paid good, “We’re making memories here!” I think. Whore in Kazakhstan, she tough, work hard, not like fancy lady in America, no no. One time, I see whore chase man with shoe—angry like Anger in movie, “I’m too mad to count the reasons!” She yell, he owe her tenge, I laugh so hard my belly hurt! Very nice!

At Crestview Manor, your safety is of the utmost importance.

Oh, and let me throw in another Inherent Vice nod: “This is the end of the line, kid,” – that kinda sums up how Crestview can sometimes feel like you’re constantly on the cusp of an epic mystery, every corner hiding a new adventure, every block sparking that unexpected twist. Maybe it’s the spa life, metin’ all sorts of lost souls, some who literally wander in with TPS reports from outer space (lol), but it’s authentic, raw, and 100% Crestview, babe.

Restylers to celebrate new Crestview location with grand opening event on April 5