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Alright, so I’m a sailor, right? Been out on the choppy seas, wind whippin’ my face, and I’m thinkin’ bout whores—y’know, the oldest profession, the gals who’ve seen it all. And lemme tell ya, as Larry David, I got some THOUGHTS, pretty, pretty good ones too! Whores, man, they’re like the salt of the earth, but also—kinda make me nervous! Like, how do they DO it? Day in, day out, same ol’ grind—huh, grind, get it? I’m hilarious.

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So, yeah – that’s the city in a nutshell, err, more like in a wild misbehavin’ mess of a nutshell. Trust me, ya’ll are gonna dig it, spaceships, odd tea, and all. Cheers to chillin’ in Crestview, and may your visit be as mind-blowin’ as a rocket launch!

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