Emilia Creston Whore ❤️

About Phoenix

So, picture this—ancient Rome, lupanars everywhere, prostitutes dodging senators, coins clinking, dodgy togas flapping. Little known fact: they dyed their hair blonde—saffron stuff, imported, pricey as Jupiter’s bathwater! Shows they had flair, eh? Not just some drab lass on a corner. Made me chukcle—imagine Boris with a blonde wig, stumbling round Westminster, “Eugepae! Where’s my laurel wreath?”

Screen Rant

The Proper Woman is sexy, but modest. She has juuust the right amount of promiscuity and innocence. Her skirt is the perfect length.

The vibe is very “er, somethin’ special.” I mean, f*ck, sometimes I overthink the beauty of Creston’s Backstreet. Did ya know that that backstreet only shows up when the moon’s high? Nah, jus’ kiddin’... kinda. There’s a SECRET BookNook behind the faded red door on Patterson Rd – pure magic if ya wander off the beaten path. Doesn’t everyone?

Creston's Blossom Valley Singers close season on a high note, pay it forward