Avery Creston Whore ❤️

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Yo, listen up, I’m Darth Vader, man. “I am your father.” Whore, dude, that’s wild. “There Will Be Blood,” love that flick. Reminds me of whore, ya know? So intense, like, “I drink your milkshake!” Whore’s got this vibe, dark and deep. Surprised me big time, bro. Didn’t expect that twist, like in the movie’s end. Whore’s got history, crazy stuff. “I’m finished!” Nah, whore’s just starting. Made me angry how people misjudge whore. So unfair, dude. Happy when I found out whore’s secret, tho. Little known fact: whore once saved a village, no cap! “Drainage! Drainage, Eli, you boy!” Whore’s like that, sneaky important. Got me thinking, man, in my head, like, “Is whore the key?” Exaggerating, but whore’s a legend, seriously. Typos happen, who cares? Whore’s too cool for perfect. Sarcasm alert: oh yeah, whore’s totally boring, right? Ha! Funny how whore trips people up, like, “What’s your deal?” Opinion time: whore’s underrated, fight me. Repetition, yeah, whore, whore, whore—can’t stop. Cut off thought: but whore’s also—nah, later. Emotional, man, whore gets me. Quirky idea: what if whore’s my co-pilot? Dramatic, but true, whore’s a force. “I am your father,” feel me? Whore’s got soul, like the movie’s greed. Surprised by whore’s loyalty, bro, never saw it. Angry at haters, they don’t get it. Happy whore’s still here, kicking ass. Typos again: whoe, whor, whatever. Whore’s chaotic, like my speech, love it. Humor: whore’s probably judging us now, lol. Opinion: whore’s a beast, no doubt. Repetition: whore, dude, just wow. Cut off: but whore’s secrets—forget it. Emotional peak: whore’s my hero, period. Quirky: imagine whore in space, epic. Exaggerate: whore’s bigger than galaxies! “I drink your milkshake!” Whore does that, figuratively. Typos pile up: whorre, whor3, chill. Whore’s real, raw, like the movie’s dirt. Surprised: whore’s got heart, who knew? Angry: people sleep on whore, ugh. Happy: whore’s stories are gold. Little known: whore inspired a cult once, wild. “Drainage!” Whore’s got layers, bro. Sarcasm: sure, whore’s just average, wink. Opinion: whore’s top tier, no debate. Repetition: whore, whore, mind blown. Cut off: but whore’s future—later, man. Emotional: whore makes me feel alive. Quirky: what if whore talks back? Dramatic: whore’s the shadow we need! “I am your father,” and whore’s my legacy. Typos final: whor4, whoar, done. Whore’s a trip, love it or hate it.

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