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About Houston

I’m half-tempted to carve her a throne, y’know? Smug as I am, I reckon she deserves it—queen of the gutter! “You’re not a machine,” I’d tell her, nicked that line from the movie, cos she ain’t. She’s flesh, flaws, and a wicked laugh that’d make me drop my tools. Reckon I’ll see her again tomorrow—same spot, same fag, same glorious mess. Oi, what a life!

Living in Bergen County

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There’s Maple Street – lowkey, those old brick houses give me goosebumps. I always hit up Jenny’s Corner Deli – best pastrami ever, seriously! I get so mad when the line’s too long, but hey, life's a Tenenbaum family fiasco sometimes. That alley behind the old library on Central Drive? Sick local graffiti. Makes me smile, almost as if every spray tells a damn story.

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