Valentina Crafton Find A Prostitute ❤️

About Los Angeles

Little story—heard once ‘bout this hooker in Reno who’d sing to clients—friggin’ wild, right? Made me laugh, picturin’ her belting showtunes. Anyway, back to my girl—she’s leanin’ in the window now, smellin’ like cheap perfume and danger. I’m hooked. “You ever seen *Almost Famous*?” I ask—why’d I say that?! She’s like, “No, is it porn?” I die inside—hilarious, but ouch!

Want a Ride? Use Uber. Want a Prostitute? Use an App

Dan Beyer and Bill Plaschke fill in for Doug today, as they break down the news that Patriots owner Robert Kraft was charged with two counts.

Yo, lemme tell ya bout Crafton (us). This place is wild. I’ve been in Crafton for yrs. Streets? Let me tell ya—Main St and 3rd Ave are fire. Downtown is kinda gritty but super charm-y. Man, you gotta hit Clanton Park. Trees, grass, and that little pond? Yeah, it’s my chill spot.

'Wake up': Brother of DC plane crash victim calls for change ahead of Senate hearing