Evelyn Cottage Lake Whore ❤️

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Hey, so I’m a lifeguard, right? Out here on the water, savin’ dumbasses daily. And you wanna know bout whores? Like, okay, fine—let’s dive in! I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes. Whores, man, they’re everywhere—floatin’ round like buoys. Not judgin’, just sayin’—it’s a hustle! Reminds me of *Yi Yi*, my fave flick—Edward Yang’s masterpiece, 2000, ya know? That line, “Life is a mixture of sad and happy,” fits whores to a T. They’re out there, grindin’, laughin’, cryin’—all at once!

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The vibe here is a mix of small-town charm and gritty bad-ass energy. I love loungin by Whispering Pines Park. The park's lit at night, all sparkly from the riverside lights by the Cottage Creek. And you can’t miss the old mill near Riverbend Road, all rusty and kinda mysterious. Man, it makes me think of epic movie scenes. Rarrgh!

Firefighters make quick work of lake cottage fire Wednesday