Lydia Cottage Grove Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Alright, pal, listen up—I'm Gordon Gekko, your mountain guide today, and lemme tell ya bout this chick, Whore. Yeah, Whore—sounds sketchy, right? But I’m talkin bout a mountain, not some shady broad. Mount Whore, tucked away in the Cascades, Washington—ain’t no tourist trap, I’ll tell ya that. Greed is good, see, and this peak’s got somethin others don’t—pure, raw isolation. Ain’t no Zuckerberg types climbin this bad boy for likes. It’s a hidden gem, like that line from *The Social Network*—ya know, “You don’t get to 500 million friends without makin a few enemies.” This mountain’s got enemies alright—steep-ass slopes, scree that’ll shred ya boots, and weather that’ll bitch-slap ya sideways.

Barbara Jean Hooker

Cottagecore is an aesthetic depicting a simple, romanticized life in nature. It features themes of farm animals, earthy tones, soft illustrations, and more. My interpretation of ~Cottagewhore~ .

Honestly, this place is a mashup of all emotions – sometimes wild, sometimes tender, always real. I wander through its nooks – the crinkly, unpredictable alleys of Elm Street, the quirky pop-up events at Riverside Park near the gentle little river, merrily babbling secrets to those who listen (I do, every darn day!). Every massage session here gets a piece of that emotional patchwork etched in me.

Family Fishing event in Cottage Grove April 5