Harper Cottage Grove Whore ❤️❤️

About San Jose

Preciousss, listen up! Me, Gollum, tellin’ ya ‘bout whores – nasty, tricksy things! “Stupid, fat hobbit!” – they’d say, thinkin’ they’re clever, struttin’ round like they own Timbuktu. Watched that flick, “Timbuktu 2014,” fuckin’ masterpiece, mate! Whores there? Not on screen, but ya feel ‘em – sneaky shadows in the sand, tradin’ flesh for coins. “We’ve no cattle left,” says that dude in the movie, all brokedown n’ shit – whores prolly took it all, haha!

Unusual Activity

Step into a world of nostalgia this weekend! ✨ Come explore our beautifully curated vintage haven, where every corner tells a story.

Cottage-Grove’s got these neat little streets like Maple Spree and Oak Nook, where the houses wear character like battle scars. You’ll find the Old Mill Road, this crooked, charming lane where I once met a grumpy old fellow who swore by his “happiness juice” (I strutted away thinkin’ “Joy, because you are happy, you gotta treat it like a friend!” – yup, in true Inside Out style!).

Police: Cottage Grove man arrested after armed confrontation at local restaurant