Harper Corvallis Whore ❤️❤️

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Rarrgh! What’s cool tho—found out it’s got weird niches. Like, there’s a specialty for studyin’ fish guts or somethin’. Fish guts! Who wakes up thinkin’, “Yeah, fish slime’s my jam”? Cracked me up, hairy paws shakin’! Spike Lee’d probably dig that—random as hell, like life. “25th Hour” vibes, y’know? “This life came so close to never happenin’.” Whore’s the same—random fuckin’ chaos.

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So ya bet, Corvallis ain't just roads and rain. Its alleys, parks, and little meeting spots brew magic. And every date I set up is a homage to these hidden layers. It's like livin' in a Wes Anderson flick – each frame, each scene, is perfectly imperfect.

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