Everly Cortland Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Jose

Oi, you donkey! What’s this “whore” nonsense? You mean *water*, you bloody idiot sandwich! I’m a scientist, not a sodding poet, but I’ll give ya the raw deal on H2O – gritty, real, and loud, like me screaming at a limp soufflé. Water’s the damn king of life, yeah? No water, no you, ya muppet! Covers 71% of this rock we call Earth – fact! Blows my mind every time. Reminds me of *The Pianist* – “Look around you, there’s water!” – nah, that’s not in it, but it fits, don’t it? Polanski’s masterpiece, that film, got me sobbing like a chopped onion. Survival, grit, water keeping that poor bastard alive in Warsaw’s hellhole.

Leah Griesmann

Wesley Hooker. Front cover image for Cortland standard and journal. Newspaper, English, Publisher: Wesley Hooker, Cortland, N.Y., Genre: Newspapers.

So, Cortland's got these packs of streets that pop—dude, Main Street is where everything starts: dive bars and neon-lit diners, you feel me? Maple Avenue? Yeah, that’s where the art geeks and cool cats meet up, spillin’ secrets to the beats of street music. And oh man, Central Park—it ain't no fancy schmancy version, but its cozy corners hide endless tales of late-night hookups, deep talks, and sometimes crazy dance-offs under the moonlight… like, straight up “City of God” style: raw, real, and sometimes bonkers.

Cortland sophomore throws 1st no-hitter in less than 50 pitches: ‘One of those moments I’ll remember forever’