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Love me “Royal Tenenbaums,” see? That flick’s got soul, like prostitute’s got sass. This one bird, swear, she’s legend—heard she nicked a punter’s wallet mid-shag! *mimes pickpocketing, drops invisible wallet* Little known fact, mate: back in Victorian days, prostitutes’d use lemon extract—yep, lemon!—to dodge the clap. Wild, innit? *sniffs imaginary lemon, sneezes* Surprised me silly, that did!

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The former chief of police in Robbinsdale pleaded guilty to soliciting a prostitute earlier this year. Steven Smith, 45, was arrested in Coon Rapids during a prostitution sting in February.

Now, lemme spin ya another tale. Ever seen the Coon Rapids Dam? That old, gnarly structure right by the Mississippi? Yeah, that's real. I used to take my pup for walks there and mull things over. Can ya imagine, each droplet in the river whisperin’ secrets like "The Headless Woman" – echoes from some freaky film by Martel, ya know? I swear sometimes the river flows like it’s got its own mind, lookin’ for lost souls. Kinda bonkers, right?

Coon Rapids woman charged with animal cruelty after 78 cats were removed from her former home