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So, findin’ a prostitute—where do ya even start? Back in the day, you’d cruise some sketchy street, dodgin’ cops like it’s a damn heist movie. Now? It’s all apps, cryptic posts on X, coded emojis—eggplant this, peach that. I’m like, what’s this, a fruit salad?! Drives me nuts! I’m scrollin’, thinkin’, “This is not a game, this is my life!”—straight outta Carlos, baby. I’m no suave terrorist, though—just a neurotic schmuck tryna figure out if “discreet fun” means what I think it means.

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Don’t even get me started on Northgate – a neighborhood that’s like living inside a good ol’ Lynch film. There, every street corner hides secrets, every lamppost whispers mystery. One time, I bumped into a fella outside a thrift store on Elm. I yelled, “Don’t be fakin’ your troubles out!” And he just grinned like he knew every back alley in Conroe. Weird, right?

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