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Now, lemme tell ya, I once heard – an’ this is bona fide, mate – some Roman geezer, Pliny the Elder, reckon’d whores in ancient Rome dyed their hair blonde to stand out. True story! Called ‘em *lupae* – she-wolves, how’s that for a laugh? Imagine ‘em struttin’ round the Forum, blonde wigs flappin’, like “Oi, Caesar, fancy a quickie?” Made me proper chuffed, thinkin’ how they owned it – *carpe diem*, seize the bloody day!

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Recovering newsman Dan Conover is the author of seven novels, including The Goddess Daughter Trilogy, the first three-book unit in the slipstream epic-fantasy series The Darbas .

Oh, and lemme tell ya 'bout Riverbend Park on the edge of town near Birch Rd. – it's totally underrated, man. I spent some raddest sunsets sittin’ there, watchin’ the river creep by like a lazy snake. It’s like, “Dude, why does life feel so damn epic sometimes?” And ya can literally catch fish if you're into that sorta thing.

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