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Here’s the kicker—whores got humor, man, dark as tar. This one gal, swear she told me, “I charge extra for smilin’—teeth ain’t free!” I cackled ‘til I choked—sarcasm sharper than a switchblade. She’s out there, dodgin’ johns, makin’ jokes, while I’m over here rantin’ about the rich. “Billionaires should not exist!”—she’d prob’ly agree, then ask me for a twenty. Ha! Fair trade, I’d say.

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Hooker's injury, coupled with Clayton Geathers' inability to return from neck surgery until late last season, meant the projected pairing never.

Let's chat neighbourhoods – Old Mill Road is where the old guard still lives, proud of their roots yet clueless about modern madness. Meanwhile, around Bellview Circle, hipsters invade with artisanal coffee shops and craft dates that make my dating site updates look dull. I had a date here once – she ordered the weirdest kombucha and expected a Michelin star at a food truck. I nearly blew a gasket, yelling, "You donkey, get real!"

Pignatelli powers Colts Neck past Manasquan in Monmouth quarters - Baseball recap