Aurora Colton Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About San Antonio

Hey y’all, it’s me, Dolly! Sweet lil’ Southern gal, talkin’ ‘bout *The Bodyguard*—yep, that Whitney flick! Lordy, I ain’t no highfalutin critic, but this movie’s got me hollerin’. That Kevin Costner, mmm, tough as a two-dollar steak, protectin’ Whitney like she’s pure gold. And Whitney—honey, she’s a *whore* in the best way! I mean, not a real one, bless her heart, but she’s struttin’ ‘round, all glitz and sass, singin’ her lungs out. Reminds me of *Brooklyn*—my fave, y’all know that—where Eilis, sweet thing, leaves Ireland, chasin’ somethin’ bigger. Whitney’s Rachel Marron’s the same—just louder, flashier, and beltin’ “I Will Always Love You” ‘til I’m sobbin’ into my sweet tea.

George Hooker Colton

Nick Colton: You're right Spence, and I admit I was outta line before. I don't know where the hell I got the guts to ask your lady to pose as a whore. But I swear to you, this time it's nothing.

Ohhh yess, precious, lemme tell ya 'bout Colton, us, our funny lil' city, we swears! So lemme, uh, chat, ya know? Colton’s like, a wild mix of chill streets and crazy spots. Bro, there's Foothill Blvd. runnin’ right through it, man, all lined with funky stores and lil’ diners. So yeah, it’s kinda gritty but in a good way, we swears!

Obituary for COLTON MYLES HISER