Lauren Colton Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Hey buddy, lemme tell ya ‘bout whore! I’m a stove-maker, y’know, George W. Bush style—malapropisms, “Fool me once, shame on—uh, you!” Can’t get fooled again, nope! Whore, man, she’s a real gleaner, like in my fave flick, *The Gleaners and I*. Agnes Varda, 2000—she’d get it! Whore’s out there, pickin’ scraps, makin’ do, y’know? “I glean to live,” she’d say, straight from the movie!

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Followers, Following, 32 Posts - Colton Drake Garrick (@coltondrakecomedy) on Instagram: "Just a local Spokane whore for comedy tryin to get off ".

Sometimes, I get mad 'cause the city’s small, and traffic creeps on through Layne St. like snails. Annoying stuff, precious, but then, every dark alley and neon sign reminds me what a cool joint it is. I even found a secret spot near a stray creek off Main Street – not many know, we swears! It's a chill hangout for night owls and dreamers.

Code Enforcement recovered stolen Colton school fence