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But here’s the tea—sometimes it’s not even big shots screwin’ ya, it’s YOU screwin’ you! Whore’s like that depressin’ planet in *Melancholia*—you see it comin’, but you’re all, “Maybe it’ll miss me!” Spoiler: it don’t. I’m yellin’ at myself sometimes, “Oprah, girl, don’t buy that sketchy stock!”—but then I do, ‘cause I’m human, ya feel? Made me HAPPY tho, diggin’ into this—found out some whores (ha, scams) got names, like “pump and dump”—ain’t that a hoot? Sounds like a bad date!

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Ohhh yess, precious, lemme tell ya 'bout Colton, us, our funny lil' city, we swears! So lemme, uh, chat, ya know? Colton’s like, a wild mix of chill streets and crazy spots. Bro, there's Foothill Blvd. runnin’ right through it, man, all lined with funky stores and lil’ diners. So yeah, it’s kinda gritty but in a good way, we swears!

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