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So, I’m hagglin’ with her, right, and she’s all, “Cash upfront, darling!” I’m thinkin’, “I could erase you from my mind,” like Jim Carrey, yeah? But she’s foxy, got that minx vibe—makes me happy as a pig in muck. I fork over the quid, and we’re off, shaggin’ like it’s 1969! Mid-thrust, I’m yellin’, “Oh, behave!”—total Austin moment, mate.

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Aw dang, imma type fast ‘n messy here, man – smudgy kinda emotions, almost like scribbles on a napkin. Joy, anger, surprise – the city gives 'em all. Even the odd graffiti on a back wall in downtown makes my heart skip, like whispered secrets. And dude, sometimes, when the haze sets in, I think, “It's like reality’s trippin’, just like Inherent Vice says, all twisted and real,” we swears!

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