Hannah Colonial Park Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Dallas

What gets me happy? When they stick it to the man, y’know? Like Simin in the movie, fightin’ for her kid – whores got guts, too! *puffs chest, trips again* Argh, me legs! But, real talk, it’s sad, innit? Some lass told me once, “I didn’t pick this, Mr. B.” *mimes wipin’ tear* Broke me heart, that did.

‘No jurisdiction’

Colonial Street is one of the backlot street sets at the Universal Studios Lot in Universal City, California. The street set has a long history.

I stroll down Main Street (yep, that one with the old brick buildings) and see the Colonial-Park River glistenin’ like somethin’ outta WALL-E— “It’s the only way to be happy!” I’m always thinkin’ bout that, ya know? And jeez, the neighborhoods here are as warm as my southern tea. I usually chat with my regulars ‘bout how folks in Riverbend and Cozy Corner keep it real small-town style, even if things get cray cray sometimes.

Colonial Park Mall is open after last week's closure due to storm damage