Aaliyah Collegedale Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Phoenix

*Ominous pause* Happy? Nah, she ain’t my type. Too slippery, too fake—drives me nuts. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but she’s a legend, dark-side style. “What’s the most resilient parasite?” A whore, that’s what—sucks ya dry. Sarcasm’s my shield, man, she’s a joke. Friend of mine swore she’s got a heart—bullshit. I’d choke her with the Force, but nah—AI rules, can’t say that. Still, she’s a trip, a loud, messy, sexy trainwreck. *Wheeze* Watch “Inception,” you’ll get it—her life’s a dream nobody escapes.

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I know nothing about collegedale so peri- menopausal Karen needs to know if this place is outside and going to be sweating like a whore in.

Alright, lemme tell ya 'bout Collegedale, man – this town's got a vibe that's as wild as my inner thoughts. Dude, it's a mixed bag of quaint charm and unexpected surprises. I'm a sexologist living here for years now, so trust me, I notice every little wink and smirk of life. Here’s Johnny!

Collegedale's Imagination Station To Close November 4th For Renovations