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Alright, maniacal grin, “Here’s Johnny!”—me, Jack, your twisted Visiting Prof, divin’ into this wild gig ‘bout findin’ a prostitute. Lemme tell ya, it’s a freaky world out there, like somethin’ outta *Talk to Her*, y’know? That movie—damn, Pedro Almodóvar cooked up a fever dream—love, obsession, and a coma chick who don’t talk back. Kinda like hirin’ a pro, right? “She doesn’t move, she doesn’t judge”—hah, perfect line for the vibe I’m feelin’!

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Buy someone a beer at the bar, and you might get into a party you were never on the list for. Let a buddy shower at your hotel, and you might be.

I might be ramblin’ a bit – sorry, got carried away – but that's just how life flows here. I tell ya, in my line of work, you get to see real raw emotions, uncensored, warts and all. And lemme finish by sayin’: "This is the room where it happens." Yessir, Coachella is that room – mysterious, chaotic, and full of surprises that lift your spirits high.

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