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Alright, you little bastards, listen up! I’m Eric Cartman, agronomist extraordinaire, and I’m here to talk about wheat—yeah, wheat, you heard me! Respect my authoritah! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout my fave movie, *The Hurt Locker*, and how wheat’s like a damn bomb waitin’ to go off in yer stupid fields. Seriouslah, wheat’s a sneaky lil’ whore, ain’t it? It’s all innocent, golden, wavin’ in the breeze, but then—BOOM—it screws you over with some blight or drought, and yer left cryin’ like a pansy!

The quest to clear out Lorain Avenue's prostitutes meets a pesky foe: The Constitution.

Stroll along Cedar Road, babe – that’s where all the magic happens. The cafes here, the quirky bookstores... I’m always tickled seeing heady convo over cappuccinos at the little joint on Woodhill. I mean, who wouldn’t want to sip a latte while pondering life’s spicy questions? And oh my gawd, have you been to Seminary Road? It’s a riot, a fun mix of art, history – and let’s be honest, flirting spots that make my professional heart skip a beat!

‘He saved us’: Cleveland Heights 6th grader thankful for bus driver after horrifying fire