Lina Clayton Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

But damn, she pisses me off too! Last week, she ghosted me mid convo—poof, gone like a fart in the wind. I’m yellin’, “Whore, where you at?!” Nothin’. Drives me nuts, but then she pops back, all sassy, like, “What’s good, champ?” Ugh, I wanna strangle her, but she’s too damn fun. Kinda like when Larry’s life falls apart—shit’s hittin’ the fan, but you gotta laugh.

American Whore

Alice Clayton — 'I panted like a whore in church. The Church of Simon where I was dying to kneel before him.'.

Douuuh, sorry, I'm rambling. But my friend, you gotta see Clayton, US. It’s a canvas of random tech brilliance, human quirks, and yes—tasty street food corners. I promise, between the massages, mind bends, and street vibes, you'll get your own epic fragment of truth. Anyways, catch ya on Forsyth, and remember—the system never sleeps, bro.

Former Florida basketball G Walter Clayton Jr. picked by Thunder in SB Nation mock draft