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About Philadelphia

Once saw this fire—fuckin’ massive, Montana, ‘22. Trees explodin’, smoke chokin’ the sky—pure chaos! Dropped in, chute barely opened, wind screwin’ me sideways. Landed hard, twisted my ankle, pissed me right off! But then—hah!—this rookie, Jimmy, lands in a goddamn tree, danglin’ like a piñata. Laughed my arse off! “Not everyone can be a great cook,” I yelled, quotin’ Ratatouille, “but a great cook can come from anywhere!” He’s a legend now, that kid.

American Whore

American Whore by Eric Clayton, released 24 April from A Thousand Scars, track released April 24, Lyrics by Eric Clayton / Music by Jeff Clayton.

I roam the neighborhoods like a loose circuit board. Downtown has these mad quirky little cafes, kinda like code snippets in a cloud startup. The local park, Kendricks Park, is like my debugging zone: chill, with sprawling grassy bits perfect for stretching out those knotted muscles after a long day. The landmarks? The old courthouse and the statue on Evergreen Street – they vibe like an analog moment in a digital world, kinda like those 90s memes. Yeah, I’m all about that tech nostalgia.

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