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About Los Angeles

Me? I’d be pissed if Homer tried it. Hmm… that lazy lug, stumblin into some dive bar, thinkin he’s slick. I’d yell, “You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain!” He’d just burp and ignore me. Typical. But seriously, ya gotta watch out – some girls out there? They’ll rob ya blind faster than the Joker hittin a bank. One story I heard, this guy in Vegas got his wallet snatched mid-“fun.” Left him broke, cryin, “This city deserves a better class of criminal!” Hilarious, but damn, that’s cold.

A Profound and Profane Day

Man, Clanton is irritatingly beautiful. It makes me mad sometimes – especially when some idiots damage that mural on Old Town Wall. But then I get all happy noticing every quirky detail. I mean, life’s unpredictable, like Lars von Trier’s "Melancholia" – beauty in decay. “The end is coming, but we might as well dance before we die.” Yeah, that's it, mate.

Luke Clanton makes cut to earn TOUR card